TURGON Unit Owner Manual by RyoAlouette, literature
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TURGON Unit Owner Manual
Congratulations! You are now a proud owner of a TURGON Unit! To ensure that you receive the full benefits of your King of Gondolin, please read these instructions carefully, and follow them closely, for not doing so will result in him running off to look for his Lords of the many Houses in Gondolin before going to the ruins of his fallen kingdom Gondolin with the said Lord Units, and attempt re-create his kingdom of stone due to his withdrawal. (Again, damn you MORGOTH!)
Basic information:
Name: TURGON, also responds to TURUKANO, SARAFINWE, and SARA
Date of Birth: Age of the Two Trees; YT 1300
Place of Manufacture: Valinor
Height: Tall (
MAEDHROS Unit Owner Manual by RyoAlouette, literature
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MAEDHROS Unit Owner Manual
Congratulations! You are now a proud owner of a MAEDHROS Unit! To ensure that you receive the full benefits of your Eldest Son of FEANOR, please read these instructions carefully, and follow them closely, for not doing so will result in him jumping off into the fire out of depression (talk about out from the frying pan, into the fire ), which will make him end up within the Halls of MANDOS, helping the said VALAR Unit to supervise his Brother Units who end up there earlier due to Kinslaying.
Basic Information:
Name: MAEDHROS, also responds to RUSSANDOL, NELYAFINWE, NELYO, and MAITIMO
Date of Birth: Age of Two Trees
Place of Manufactu
EREINION Unit Owner Manual by RyoAlouette, literature
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EREINION Unit Owner Manual
Congratulations! You are now a proud owner of an EREINION Unit. To ensure that you receive the full benefits of your Last High King of Noldor, please read these instructions carefully, and follow them closely, for not doing so will result in a very bored elfling-like-in-mind King, which will result as Highly Annoyed MANDOS and Extremely Pissed VAIRE, which will cause a massive destruction within Valinor that the High King will be banned from MANDOS' Halls.
Basic Information:
Name: EREINION GIL-GALAD
Date of Birth: late First Age
Place of Manufacture: Hithlum
Height: Tall
Weight: Typical elves' weight!
Module Type: Random and cute
Your
MAGLOR Unit Owner Manual by RyoAlouette, literature
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MAGLOR Unit Owner Manual
Congratulations! You are now a proud owner of a MAGLOR Unit! To ensure that you receive the full benefits of your Noldorin Minstrel, please read these instructions carefully, and follow them closely, for not doing so will result in him attracting too much attention from the neighborhood due to his charming songs and will eventually be abducted by one of the said neighbors, which will lead into an uproar of kinslaying between neighbors which does have anything with MAGLOR at all, and without him even lifting a finger. Then, he'll probably knock the sense out from the people who reminds him of kinslaying, only in this part, he's the Silm
CELEGORM Unit Owner Manual by RyoAlouette, literature
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CELEGORM Unit Owner Manual
Congratulations! You are now a proud owner of a CELEGORM Unit! To ensure that you receive the full benefits of your Lord of Himlad, please read these instructions carefully, and follow them closely, for not doing so will result in him being depressed and went towards the world ends to find LUTHIEN Unit just to steal her from BEREN Unit, then going back into MANDOS Unit's Halls and made a personalized mirror with the help of his Brother Unit CURUFIN.
Basic Information:
Name: CELEGORM, also responds to TURCAFINWE and TYELKORMO
Date of Birth: Age of Two Trees
Place of Manufacture: Valinor
Height: Tall
Weight: Typical elves' weight!
Module
Congratulations! You are now a proud owner of a FINGON Unit! To ensure that you receive the full benefits of your Eldest Son of NOLOFINWE, please read these instructions carefully, and follow them closely, for not doing so will result in him running in rampage around MANDOS' Halls, giving the said VALAR Unit such a headache, due to a shock being beaten by GOTHMOG and BALROG Units and wanting to 'give a piece of his mind' by looking for his companions in the MANDOS' Halls, then go to Angband (which is empty, by the way) with the said companions to beat the (already beaten and captured) MORGOTH Unit in a fit of confused rage. (Damn you, MORGOTH